🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: Hackers are stealing cargo like it's Black Friday and they're fighting over the last PS5! 💰🦹‍♂️ Yeah, you heard that right, fam! According to Proofpoint (👀💼), the hackers are teaming up with organized crime—like some low-budget Avengers movie but WAY less entertaining! 💀💥 They’re out here swiping cargo from trucking and freight companies like it’s loot from Fortnite, and guess what? NO ONE’S SAFE! 🚛💨 Leaked developer quote: "We thought we were just stealing packages, not becoming the next Netflix crime drama! But here we are, seething in our mom’s basement." 🤖🔥 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ Drake says “I’m still here, it’s just good business,” while the FBI's over there scratching their heads like, "How is this NOT on our radar?!" 🙄👮‍♀️ 🌌💭 So what’s the wild prediction? In 2024, FedEx will hire a Batman. Just wait till you see the new “Package Prowler” service: guaranteed delivery... if you can beat the hackers! 🚀💪 Stay woke, folks—next time you order something, just know it’s a wild west out there! 🌵💀 SHARE THIS if you prefer your packages NOT stolen!