🚨🎥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DIGITAL ABYSS! 🚨🎥 Forget the snooze-fest sleeping pills! We’ve got the FULL TRAILER of *TRON: ARES* and let me tell you, it’s more electrifying than an unpaid internship at a tech startup! 🤖⚡️ Soooo 🤯 Jared Leto is back, playing a soldier outta The Grid like he’s auditioning for "Mad Max: Cyberpunk Edition." What’s he gonna do? Try to sell us overpriced NFTs? 💰💀 Meanwhile, Jeff Bridges returns like that one friend who always brings back bad decisions from college — only now, he’s in the digital realm and **definitely** not here for your crypto scams. 💯😆 The trailer takes *big swings* at shady tech companies trying to weaponize AI. I mean, OMG, *who didn’t see this coming?* 🤡 Are we all just living in a giant episode of "This Is Fine"? 🔥🌈 In the immortal words of my buddy Dave the Developer, "We aimed for the future but landed at the cringe bazaar." 🤷‍♂️ RIP my inbox, full of corporate jargon. 📧💔 Not gonna lie, I'm here for the aesthetic, but the plot holes look bigger than the stonks on your meme stocks. 🚀💸 Hot take: with all these tech overlords, I’m predicting a new trend: Corporate Espionage VR! 2024 gonna be lit! 🚀🔥 Somebody meme this, or we will cease to exist in the digital void! 😜✨