🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS 🤖🚨: I tried 3 Windows laptops with Qualcomm chips, and lemme tell ya, it was like throwing a toddler into a tech convention!💀🔥 So, last year I grabbed a Surface Pro 11, which was like finding a cool rock in your backyard – unexpected but lowkey awesome.🌟 Then comes Microsoft like *Drake pointing* at me saying “No Windows 11 for you, bucko!” 😤 But guess what? I upgraded in 5 minutes like a true tech wizard, no cap! 🧙‍♂️💻 Fast forward to this year, and I’m rocking two more Arm-based PCs, and lemme tell you – it's like dating three different people who *all* have commitment issues! 🚀💔 Here are the 3 Glaring Issues I found: 1. Performance? More like “Is it working, or did it take a nap?”😴 2. Battery life? This thing eats juice like it’s Sunday brunch - it’s literally “This is fine” meme vibes when it’s plugged in! 🔌🍳 3. Compatibility? You kidding? It’s like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole at a tech meet-up! 🛠️🤡 👀👀 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we thought people would just love the confusion! 🤷‍♂️” 🚨🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be using Quantum computers made of recycled pizza boxes because they’ll be cheaper than these bloodsucking laptops! 🍕💸💥 #Stonks