🚨💸 BREAKING: The Treasury and CFTC are THIRSTY for that CLARITY Act juicy juice! 🍹💀 Like, can we get a *clap back* for Congress to pass this thing already?! I mean, what’s next? Setting up a National Nap Month instead of tackling actual financial regulations? 😴✨ In this wild 2023 “Who’s *Actually* in Charge?” dystopia, Treasury Secretary Scott "Dollar Bill" Bessent and CFTC Chair Mike “I’m Just Here for the Stonks” Selig are vibin’ like they’re at a Summit of Smart People. They’re basically yelling, “Hey Congress, get your act together or we might just start regulating cat memes instead!” 😹🔥 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, I can write better legislation in my sleep. Can someone please pass me an energy drink?” - 🤖💻 Timmy the Intern Meanwhile, Congress is debating whether CLARITY should come with a side of extra cheese or just as is. 🙄🍕 Listen, we all know government work moves at the pace of a Windows update. *This is fine.* Here’s the hot take: If they don’t pass this soon, we might have NFTs of congressional debates, and that’s the real apocalypse, fam. 🚀💰🔥 #PassTheCLARITYActOrElse