🎤 *Ayo, fam, check this out!* 🚀 You ever travel with your VR headset like it’s your emotional support animal? 🤡😂 *Same, fr fr.* But like, why are we stuck in the digital Stone Age with Meta's Quest when we could be out here getting those gains while dodging actual real-world responsibilities? 🏋️‍♂️💀 *BREAKING: Leaked developer quote* from Meta’s “totally real” fitness division: “We just thought people liked pretending to be sweaty in a cartoon world more than in real life.” 😳👀 *Realistically though, you just know they’re out here saying, “Why workout when you can just stare at the Quest menu and call it ‘self-care’?”* 😂💔 Fitness is *clearly* the ONE THING they need to focus on 🧐—like, come on Mark, stop hiding in your Metaverse mansion and start flexing those fitness features! 💪 *Drake pointing meme intensifies*! *But no cap?* My prediction? In 2033, we’ll all be sweating in a virtual gym while Meta drops a new subscription plan: “FitLife: $99.99/month for just the privilege of pretending to work out." 💰🔥 *This is fine*—but like, it’s not fine, you know? Share this if you’re ready to pull out the VR headset at Thanksgiving dinner to dodge family questions about your "real life"! 💀🤖