"Trailer drops: solve the mystery or just vibe in confusion 💀🕵️♂️ #OsgoodPerkinsKeeper #BigBrainEnergy"
💀🎥 Omg fam, it’s time to put the popcorn down for a sec because Osgood Perkins just dropped the trailer for *Keeper* and it feels like a horror movie and a riddler had a chaotic crash! 🤡🎉 So here’s the tea ☕: the man behind *Longlegs* (not a spider-inspired fitness program, but you get it) is all about the creepy vibes and baby, it’s working! 💖 Instead of throwing chainsaws and jump scares at us like a toddler with a water gun, he’s playing it cool like “Yo, I got psychological plots and mysterious glances.” 😳👀 *Drake pointing* to Osgood’s technique right now because this is honestly based. Neon’s teaser is literally titled "You're Not Right for This Place," which has me feeling like I’m at my ex’s party 🥴—awkward, confused, and lowkey considering a ghosting strategy. 👻✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just want them to unravel the mystery while simultaneously questioning their life choices, like—do I really need to watch another horror movie about women, or do I just need therapy?” 😬💔 So on the *real*—the vibes are strong but let’s not pretend this dude isn’t just baiting us for some meme-worthy reaction. 📈💸 *Bold prediction*: This film is either gonna break the internet or be the latest chapter in “This is fine” meme lore. 🔥🔥🔥 Are you ready? Or are you still processing the horror of 2020? 🤷♂️💥