🔥💔💰 Calling all tech hoarders and gadget collectors! It’s time to turn your dusty old tech into Costco gift cards before Black Friday hits us like a truck full of overpriced TVs! 🚚💨👀 #MONEYMOVES 📦 Step 1: Dig through that tech graveyard you call a closet. You know, the one with 2,489 unlisted iPods and a dinosaur of a laptop that’s 12% functional? 🤖💻 #GIVEITUP Quote from a "developer": "Honestly, I just put my ex's old phone in there—it’s totally a fossil at this point. Maybe it’ll get me a gift card for a straight-up unicorn!" 🦄💔💸 #FactsOnly 📈 But wait—how do you turn all that trash into stonks? Simple! Trade it at Gazelle or, if you're feeling adventurous, try that risky tech guillotine—Craigslist. Just remember to bring your hazmat suit. 😷🦠 #ThisIsFine And while you’re stuffing those old relics into recycling bins (or trash cans, let’s be real), don’t forget to think about how you can sniff out those Costco deals! Buy one TV, get your entire existence back! 🤯📺😱 😱🔥 So here's the hot take: If you can flip your tech for Costco cards, you might just unlock the secret to infinite chicken bakes! 👀🍕💥 #GalacticBrain Share this and make your friends rich in gift cards or at least more aware of their questionable tech choices! 💸🚀 #Blessed