🚨🔥 BREAKING: Turn Your Old Tech Into Amazon Gift Cards! 🚀💰 (But Let’s Be Real, They’re Just Gifting You More Cringe) Yo, fam! 💀 You ever look at that ancient flip phone or that tablet from the Jurassic era and think “I bet I could trade this for some sweet, sweet Amazon gift cards!”? Well, now you can! 🎉 And you might even score *up to* 20% off new devices! 💸 #Stonks BUT WAIT, before you do anything, remember: Amazon is basically the cool kid in class who secretly eats glue 😜. 🏆👀 According to “sources” (aka my cat, Cuddles), they totally just want your dusty gadgets to make up for all those bots buying up PS5s. In an imaginary chat, a dev said: “Honestly, we just recycle tech like it’s 1999! Fingers crossed those old iPods sell for big bucks! 😂” But fr fr, don’t let Jeff Bezos see your old tech – he’ll just use it to build a rocket to the moon and leave us mere mortals with our janky setups. 🚀 So, if you’re ready to transform your tech trash *into* treasure this Black Friday, just remember: it’s a trap set by Bezos to confuse the masses 🤡. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, you’ll be trading in old tech for NFTs of your broken devices. Welcome to the future, my friends! 🤖💥 Share this chaos if you want to join the revolution! ✊💥