🚨📱🔥 BREAKING: The iPhone 17 is OUT and it’s looking like the hottest potato of 2023! 🥔💥 But wait, it gets juicier—Verizon is throwing a sweet trade-in deal that’s got us questioning our life choices. Up to $1,100 off? That’s literally a stonk meme waiting to happen! 📈💰 👉 SO here’s the T: You trade in your ancient phone (you know, like that “vintage” iPhone 6 with a cracked screen that you’re STILL using) and *boom*, instant upgrade! 🤯💀 Meanwhile, you could bamboozle Verizon for a free Apple Watch and iPad too, while we’re at it. Who needs a life when you can have new gadgets? Am I right? 😎👌 *Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted people to give us their old junk and let them think they’re getting a deal. 🤷‍♂️”* But fr fr, can we talk about how every time Apple drops a new phone, a piece of our wallets dies? 💀 This is fine. No cap though, the iPhone 17 is basically a glorified camera that connects you to a world of existential dread. 💔 💥🔥 So here’s the hot take: Apple will soon drop a $2,000 model JUST to steal your soul—it's called the iPhone 17 Pro Ultra Extra Baddie Edition. Stay tuned for THAT disaster. 🚀😱 #memeconomy