🚨🐾 BREAKING NEWS: Your cat just got upgraded to a NASA-level tracking system! 💫 Introducing the *Tractive Smart Pet Collar*: the device that’s gonna have your little furball feeling like *the king of the world* 🐱👑—and you, the overdramatic parent, sweating from all that “where’s my cat?” anxiety. Imagine this: your cat hits the "snooze" button on life and suddenly you’re getting alerts that it’s time for *Feline Fitness* 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️. Like, “Hey, Mr. Whiskers, let’s track that 12-hour nap schedule! This is fine… 😅🔥” Oh, and don't forget the GPS feature! It’s like the *Find My iPhone* but for your sass-filled fur overlord. Now you'll never have to hear the neighbors shout, “Your cat just TP’d my yard!”—because you'll be like 💁‍♂️ “Nah, we’re in location 47.5890° N” while your cat’s out there plotting world domination. Some developer was quoted saying, *“Sure, we make GPS for pets… but also for humans who just can’t keep track of their lives.”* Classic. 🤡 Hot take: By 2025, cats will be voting on crucial social issues via their smart collars — and you’ll still be struggling to get through the latest installment of “cat memes of the week.” Get ready, furry revolution is on the horizon! 🔮🚀😹