🎉🔥 *Breaking News from the Land of Boomer TV* 🔥🎉 Are you still paying for cable, fam? What year is it? 1999? 😂 Get your life together, and let's talk about how you can watch Season 3, Episode 2 of *Tracker* (yawn) without the chains of modern-day cable tyranny! 🪢💀 So, apparently, Justin Hartley's character, Colter Shaw, is back at it again, playing hide and seek with missing people and cashing in on those sweet, sweet reward bucks. 💸💰 But plot twist! He’s also apparently discovering mind-blowing family secrets like it’s an episode of *Maury*. "You ARE the father!" 🙃 And guess what? This season, we've got Jensen Ackles, or as I like to call him, “That One Brother Everyone Wants” making an appearance. Seriously, it’s like if Drake and Kevin Hart had a baby who could act💔 ➡️ 🔥. Some *leaked* quotes from the developers say stuff like: "Yeah, it’s just a show about rugged survivalists. No cap." 😂 But I’m like, “Dude, is it really though? Sounds more like a Netflix documentary on dudes named Colter.” 🤷‍♂️💥 🔥 FINAL PREDICTION 🔥: Brace yourselves for Season 10, where Colter becomes a TikTok influencer teaching survival tips while trying to set the record straight about his family’s missing pet hamster!! 🐹💔💥💀 #TrackerOrTrekker #StonksOrStonksNot