🔥🚨 BREAKING: THE CABLE WARS HAVE GONE ULTIMATE! 🎮💰 In the left corner, we got TP-Link, rockin’ their routers like they're the kings of the WiFi jungle. And in the right corner, we got Netgear, plotting like a villain in an anime with their smear campaign. 🤡💀 You heard it here first: they’re tellin’ journalists and influencers that the dolla dolla dream team from TP-Link is BFFs with China. 😱🦠 TP-Link's lawsuit claims they’re about to lose more than a cool BILLION smackers! 💸 ExCUSE ME, but that’s like losing your *entire* wallet at a WiFi funeral. *Cue this is fine meme* 🥴👉🔥 🥳 Leaked quote from a developer at TP-Link: "I never thought I’d be fighting over my routers, but here we are, seething like a gamer who just got banned!" And Netgear? They’re out here *Drake pointing* at the haters like “Y’all don’t even know, we just trying to be the best in the game, not throw shade!" 🤷‍♂️ So, what’s next? 🤔 I predict an epic rap battle between TP-Link and Netgear, hosted on TikTok, with diss tracks about WiFi speeds and shady sources. 📈🚀💥 Mark my words, folks - stonks are about to go *crazyyyy*! 🔥💀 #CableWars2023