🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH WARRIORS! 🚨 Toyota is going all-in on hybrid vehicles in the U.S., and I don’t know whether to *stonks* or *seethe* 🤡💰! In a move that screams “Can we get any more boring?” 😴, they’re throwing a WHOPPING 💩 $10 billion over the next five years into this hybrid game. Developer Quote Leaks: “We saw *this is fine* lady with her burning house and thought, ‘Let’s invest in cars that still run on petrol, but, like, also kinda don’t’” 🔥😅. Bro, we’re still ROASTING the planet and you’re charging us up with Prius vibes? 🚗💨 Meanwhile, in the R&D basement of Toyota HQ, you can imagine the devs brainstorming like: "So, gas guzzlers? 🤔 Nah… Hybrids? Boring AF. What if we just made a flying car that also plays Fortnite?" 🛸💥 Frank, the intern, would just be there like Drake pointing, trying to steer them to actual EVs. **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT** 🚨💥: In five years, everyone will be flying electric skates and Toyota will be left selling hybrid skateboards doing 5 mph. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #TOYOTAHYPERBOLE #SkateOrDie