🚨🧸 GET READY FOR TOY STORY 5: BATTLE OF THE DIGITAL DINOSAURS 🦖💥 Pixar is back at it again, and no cap, they’re dropping a trailer that’s so wild it’ll make your grandma's flip phone start sweating. 🤖💦 Woody and Buzz Lightyear are trading in their cowboy hats and space suits for something WAY MORE MENACING: a KID'S TABLET, named Lilypad!!! (Excuse me while I scream into the void) 😂📱 In a plot twist nobody saw coming, our beloved toy duo will face off against a piece of tech that’s more dangerous than your uncle after four shots of tequila! 🍹🔥 This epic showdown will explore the real horror of screen time – and I think we ALL know it’s not the toys that need therapy but the kids addicted to Candy Crush! 🍭💔 “Honestly, we just wanted a reason to throw Woody and Buzz under the digital bus,” said a *totally* real Pixar developer (probably). “What’s more terrifying than a tablet? Maybe a smart fridge that judges your snack choices? 🤔💔” So, buckle up, fam! The fate of the toy universe hangs in the balance as they battle for attention against a slab of glass and circuitry. Talk about cringe! 😬📉 🔥🌌 HOT TAKE: This is the start of a new Toy Revolution. By 2028, Woody will be trading stock in a meme coin! Stonks, baby! 🚀💰 Share this chaos with your crew before the tablets take over! 🔥📲 #ToyStory5 #DigitalDoom