🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Get ready to catch the *Toxic* feels because the **Toxic Crusaders** game is FINALLY dropping on December 4th! 🎉 It’s like the 90s called and said, “Hey, we need more mutant green goo in our lives!” 🤢💚 Retroware just hit us with a trailer that looks like it was approved by a committee of rad dudes in flannel. 🤓🔥 Available on ALL the consoles (yes, even your grandma’s toaster, if it’s got Nintendo on it), this side-scrolling beat 'em up is bringing back local co-op like it’s 1995, baby! 👾💥 Imagine selecting your favorite Toxie character, like a creative six-year-old with a crayon - each one has unique skills! It’s basically the *Avengers* of mutated superheroes! 💪🚀 They say the villain Dr. Killemoff is back, probably ready to seethe at anyone who tries to save Tromaville from his goon squad. **Developers allegedly quoted while eating pizza:** *“We thought 2023 needed more toxic waste and less microtransactions! Stonks!”* #Based 💰🔥 So mark your calendars, because this holiday season is about to get FILTHY. I predict this game will blow up faster than my microwave exploded when I tried to reheat pizza… 💀🍕 (No cap, I’m serious. Very toxic indeed.) The world can’t handle this level of chaos…and neither can my grandma’s Wi-Fi! 🚨💻