🚨 BREAKING NEWS, fam! 🍏👀 Prepare your wallets because Apple is back at it again with MORE touchscreen MacBook rumors! I know what you're thinking: “Didn’t we just do this?!” 🤡💤 So, the legendary Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped the deets on X (formerly Twitter, because we love confusion) that a MacBook Pro with an OLED touchscreen is hitting mass production in 2026… or maybe 2027? 🤔 It’s like Apple’s dropping a Netflix show, we’re here for the suspense but when is it actually coming out?! 📺🍿 Meanwhile, Bloomberg’s own Mark Gurman is on the scene, saying, “Yeah, bro, been saying this since 2023.” No cap, we’re on a timeline that makes Doctor Strange look like a time management expert. 👽🔥 Apple is sweating more than a gamer at a LAN party because iPad sales are dipping like that kid who didn’t study for his finals 💔. They see the Windows squads flexing their touchscreens and say, “We can’t let those nerds have all the fun!” So, Apple’s now fully contemplating a world where iPads and MacBooks are BFFs. 🤝💥 🚀 Hot take incoming: By 2027, Apple will have combined the iPhone, iPad, and MacBook into a single device that’s basically just a glorified iPad mounted on a fully functional treadmill. You heard it here first, folks! 🤖💰 GET HYPE or get left behind, stonks are about to go BERSERK! 💸💸💸