🍏💻💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR STYLUSES! It looks like Apple is *finally* losing their minds and adding a TOUCHSCREEN to their MacBook lineup! 🖥️😱 Yes, you heard me right! After years of “It’s coming, I swear!" 👀, they’re finally making this wild dream a reality in 2024. 🎉💡 In a *shocking plot twist* 🍿, Bloomberg revealed that the one and only Ming-Chi Kuo (aka the Oracle of Tech) spilled the beans on X (formerly Twitter), saying the MacBook Pro is getting a touch panel and no, it’s not just a prank! 🤳🔥 I mean, what’s next? Grape-scented AirPods? 🤷‍♂️ **Developer Quote:** “Honestly? We just want to make people stop using their iPads while pretending to work. Also, our stock will skyrocket 🤯💰” — *Unnamed Apple Developer* Apple’s like that one friend who only shows up for the party when the snacks are good. Last year they were like “Nah, just stick with the keyboard.” Now? 🤡 THEY’RE ALL IN! **And here's the hot take:** Brace yourselves for 2025 when Apple drops a MacBook Pro that runs *exclusively* on touch... but your fingers have to pay an extra $99 for the touch functionality. Because, of course. 🙃🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #Seethe