📞💥 Yo fam, you ever heard of a little company called Total Wireless? No? 🤔 Well buckle up ‘cause they’re UNLEASHING a free Samsung phone this summer! ☀️💰 Like, what is this? 2015? They’re ready to make big moves, but right now? It’s like watching a toddler walk for the first time—wildly entertaining but no one asked for it. 😂🚼 🤑 So here’s the scoop: Total Wireless is low-key trying to TURN UP the competition, and they’ve got a deal that’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge 🔥💃! You just gotta jump through a couple of hoops, like a sad puppy trying to fetch his own stick 😢🐶—but hey, that’s what makes the internet fun, amirite? 🤡 Their motto? "Why settle for less when you can have slightly more??" 🤷‍♂️💭 #Stonks. This is like the “This is fine” meme while your phone bill bursts into flames 🔥💀. Word on the street from a dev: “Honestly, we just wanted to give away phones to distract people from our terrible service. #Cope.” So in conclusion? If you’re a meme lord in need of a new phone, I predict Total Wireless is about to become the hottest topic since grandma tried to use TikTok! 🚀💥 #Based #Unhinged