🚨🥳🔥 STOP what you’re doing because we’ve got a total flex alert! Total Wireless is out here trying to win “Parent of the Year” with a fresh deal that’s juicier than your Aunt Karen’s potluck casserole. 💰✨ 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole fam squad over to Total Wireless, and they'll slap you with UP TO FOUR Motorolla G Stylus 5G (2024) phones like they’re Oprah giving away free cars! “YOU GET A PHONE! YOU GET A PHONE! EVERYONE GETS A PHONE!!!” 🎉📱💸 Just make sure your data plan is eligible, or you’ll be sitting there like Drake pointing at your empty wallet—CRINGE! 😬 But wait, there’s more! These Motorola G Stylus 5G phones come with an S-Pen that MIGHT help your art skills, but let's be real—you’ll probably just use it to doodle memes during boring family Zooms. 🤡🖌️ #Priorities #Based Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just want to make sure all the kids stop stealing their parents' phones… like, please just take the free ones!” 💀 🔥🌌 Unhinged prediction time: Next thing you know, Total Wireless will start charging for family hugs because “family plans” are just so outdated! 🤖 This is fine... OR IS IT?? 🚀💀🔥 #Stonks #TotalWirelessMemeMadness