💸🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LITERAL *Spellbook* RAISES $50M AND NO, I DON'T MEAN HARRY POTTER-STYLE MAGIC! 🔮✨ Toronto's wildest legal AI startup, Spellbook, just leveled up with a cash infusion that makes Monopoly money look like chump change! 💰💼 They snagged $50M faster than your aunt hitting "like" on every single inspirational quote on Facebook. 🙄 Now they're chillin' at a cozy $350M valuation with about 4,000 customers. Sounds great, but let’s be real — that’s the same number of people who still use Internet Explorer 🤦‍♂️. In a totally real leaked conversation, a developer quips, "We just wanted to make legal docs less boring than reading War and Peace 🤯, but here we are — champions of contracts!" Honestly, if I wanted to feel this much excitement for legal tech, I’d just watch Law & Order on repeat 🔥👨‍⚖️! Drake approves of this hustle, and he's like, “Okay, but can it write my will?” 🥴 Just kidding—he won't go near anything with "spell" in it after that whole defamation case drama. **Prediction alert** 🚨: By 2025, legal robots will literally be spilling tea in court while AI lawyers roast each other. Welcome to the age of Skynet suing you for copyright infringement. 💀😂 #AIOverlords #Stonks