🚨📉 BREAKING: *Tech Companies Are Selling Out for Summer Gains! No Cap!* 📉🚨 Listen up, fam! It’s summer 2025 and guess what’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge? 🔥 The Prime Day deals on fitness trackers and smart rings are dropping like your ex's excuses 😂💔. So, if you’re still running on empty, now’s your chance to upgrade that outdated step counter lying in your junk drawer! 🗑️🤖 😱 *Tech companies be like*: “Wear this ring, and you’ll track your workouts *and* call your crush” 😂 – obviously, it does NOT include emotional support. Just wait until your heart rate spikes after reading your DMs. 🔥👟 Whether it’s the Oura Ring, or that overpriced thing that looks like a smart donut 🍩 (which is basically just a ring, but let’s not roast their marketing too hard), you can snag them for less than your next Starbucks order. Stonks! 💰🚀 Developer inside scoop 🔍: “Honestly, we just wanted to sell more rings than Sonic the Hedgehog. 🤷‍♂️” 🙌 So grab your credit card for deals so lit they make your workout playlist look like elevator music. And hey, PS: if your heart rate doesn’t increase after scrolling through these deals, congrats, you're officially *the most chill person of 2025*! 🔥💥 *Hot take*: By 2030, every one of us will have a smart ring that literally slaps you when you don’t hit your step goal. R.I.P. to our social lives, am I right? 🤡💀