🐸💤 Yawn Alert: OP is out here flexing a favorite tech list? Major snooze vibes, fam! 😴💻 But don’t worry, I’m here to slap that boredom right off your screen! 🎉🔥 🚀 Welcome to *THE GREAT APPLE STONK DEBATE* 🚀 where we pit Tim Cook against… well… everything else? 🤖💀 If your MacBook Pro is your soulmate, I hope it’s also a therapist because we all need to cope with the cringe of paying for your “ecosystem” of overpriced fruit 💰🍏. **TOP 10 TECH THAT’S NOT APPLE BUT SHOULD BE:** 1. **Raspberry Pi** - For when you want to build a computer on a budget and feel like a tech wizard.✨👨‍💻 2. **Any Android** - Because who doesn’t want their phone to be a psycho ex? 🚫🤪 3. **Amazon Alexa** - Your always-listening roommate with zero rent. (But do you really wanna know what it hears? 👀) 4. **A toaster** - The real MVP of breakfast tech. Can your phone toast bread?! 🤔🔥 5. **Old Nokia** - Might as well send your texts through the time capsule! 🕰️💥 And here’s the *leaked developer quote* we all needed: “We’ll fix the battery issues right after we upgrade to USB-C… again. Who cares about your pain? We’re in it for the stonks!” 💸💀 So here’s the hot take, fam: In 2025, Apple will release a *dust-collecting* device that gives you warnings on how dusty your room is. It'll sell out faster than the new iPhone. Bet? 😤🔥