🚨💥🚀 LISTEN UP, POKÉFANS! You thought your Charizard was lit? Nah fam, I'm here to flex my *TOP 10 MOST EXPENSIVE POKÉMON CARDS* like it's the Met Gala of cardboard! 💎🔥 1. **Ancient Mew** - This card is older than your mom's VHS collection! Total nostalgia burst! 😍💾 2. **Pikachu with Grey Felt Hat** - Because obviously, the Pikachu wearing a hat is better than any college degree. 🎓✨ 3. **Shadowless Charizard** - More iconic than your ex’s attention-seeking posts. This baby is basically the OG Stonks meme! 📈💵 4. **Trophy Kangaskhan** - A card so rare, it should come with its own legend. “Yeah, bro, I found it in the basement of a museum!” 🏛️😂 5. **Gold Star Cards** - You have to *open* these, so it's like finding the last slice of pizza and deciding whether to share it. 🤤🍕 💬 *Developer quote leak:* “We've been using these higher card prices as our inflation metric – it’s like watching the economy but with sparkly monsters!” 🤡 So if your friends are flexing their new iPhones, roast them with your Pokémon collection — it’s the ultimate flex! 🔥💀 And my bold prediction? In 2025, a 2021 Pokémon card will sell for a million dollars, and we'll be arguing if it’s cringe or based! 😤💰 #NoCap #PokémonGoToTheBank