🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: 2025 Mental Health App Awards! 🎉🤯 Buckle up, fam! You remember when life was chill and stress was just your mom asking you when you’d get a “real job”? Well, we’re living in 2025 now and stress is at DEFCON 1! So let’s dive headfirst into the chaotic jungle of mental health apps 🐒💀—because why talk to actual humans when you can swipe your way to zen? 😵‍💫 There are like 10,000+ apps out here, and most are just glorified breathing exercises and TikTok dances disguised as therapy 💅💨. But we got your back! 🤖 Here are the *absolute GOATs* for your self-care journey: 1️⃣ **TherapyBot 3000**: This little guy spouts unsolicited advice like your uncle at Thanksgiving 🎤🤡. “Just breathe, dude!” he says while we all know it's just anxiety in a chatbot costume! 2️⃣ **Meditate & Chill**: FR FR, it’s literally just lo-fi beats and the sound of your roommate whispering sweet nothings about their dating life while you internally scream. 📞💔 Leaked conversation with a *developer*: “Our app saves lives by replacing therapy with memes!” LOL, bet they think that’s legit 🤡🔥. So throw your hands up like Drake telling his ex “nah, I’m good!” and download these beauts if you’re ready to cope with your *existential dread* 🙌💰. 🔮 HOT TAKE: In 2026, mental health therapists will be replaced by NFTs! *This is fine* meme playing in the background! 💸✨ #Stonks