🚨💻 ATTENTION, TECH PEEPS! We've dug into the depths of tech purgatory (aka ZDNET) to find the top 10 laptops that you new-age keyboard warriors actually bought this year!!! 🎉😱 Spoiler Alert: No. 1 will make you do a double take 👀👀. Here’s the TEA! ☕️ After reviewing endless amounts of laptops (like a tech-stewardess serving 10-course meals), we found that most of you *actually* bought laptops instead of just scrolling TikTok for hours. 🐢📱 WHO KNEW? 1️⃣ **Soaring Stonks!** - The **MacBook MondoMega™ 3000** took the crown (shocking, right?!), but don't forget that overpriced fruit logo 🥴🍏💰. 2️⃣ **Cringe Alert** - The **GamerDude 9000** – looks cool until you realize you’re just another sad gamer 🤖 with a RGB rainbow behind you. 🌈 3️⃣ **The ‘This Is Fine’ special** – HP's latest dumpster fire (I mean, model), is probably running Windows Update while you’re trying to power through your thesis. 🔥💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “They asked for a laptop; I sold them a disappointment. 🤷‍♂️” Alright, peeps, brace yourselves: My hot take? By 2026, laptops will just be holographic projections we wear as visors (and selling for 10k) because *only* Elon can save us now. 🚀✨💸 So, ready to flex on your friends? SHARE THIS WILD RIDE or face eternal laptop regret! 😈💻🔥