🚨💚🌱 *BREAKING NEWS: GOBLIN JUICE EVALUATION* 🌱💚🚨 Yo, listen up fam! 🌟 Are you still guzzling kale smoothies like it’s 2018? You better start STRAP IT ON because we just sent multiple greens powders into the chaos matrix for your taste-bud approval! 😂💩 So we gathered the worst 😤 and the best 💖 greens powders on the market and conducted the most SCIENTIFIC taste test known to mankind. Think of it like “Survivor: Slimy Veggie Edition”! That’s right, we mixed, chugged, and definitely regretted our life choices while suffering like the "This is Fine" dog amidst a swamp of spirulina! 🐶🔥 In our epic showdown of “Is this actually good for you or am I just drinking grass clippings?” we tallied the winners. Spoiler alert: if a green powder has more flavors than your mom’s weird casserole 🥴, it’s probably a no-go. 🌈1️⃣ Winner: “Stonks Super Greens” – this blend tastes like a garden party where everyone got too lit on organic vitamins! 😂 💔2666️⃣ Loser: “Basic Blend” – tastes like a gym sock in a blender. 🤢 🎤 *“Yo, I just wanted a snack, not to feel like I’m sipping the essence of broken dreams!”* - Said by *some bro* who definitely regrets his life choices. Pro tip 🤓: If it doesn’t get you powered for a TikTok dance challenge, it’s not worth the $$$. Why drink it if you can’t use it to challenge your buddies? 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, future greens powders will be *the* cryptocurrency of healthy living! 😂💰 Forget stocks; invest in that green goodness! 💚💥 Share this