🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ON FITNESS INFLUENCER DRAMA🚨🚨 So, apparently, being smokin’ hot can *actually* be a straight-up disadvantage for fitness influencers. 💔👀 Like, what kind of glitch in the Matrix is THIS? 😱 Researchers just dropped a bombshell that says the “sex sells” mantra is hitting a massive roadblock for those Insta-gods and goddesses flexing in their skintight leggings and protein powder! 🤔💭Imagine scrolling through your feed, seeing someone with a six-pack that looks like it was sculpted by Michelangelo and being like, “Yeah... I’ll be eating Doritos on the couch, thanks.” It's the “beauty bias” backfiring—like, y’all are too perfect! No cap, when fitfluencers are too attractive, it makes the rest of us feel like total potatoes. 🥔🚫 💀💬 *Leaked Developer Chat*: Dave: “Bro, why are all these hot influencers losing followers?” Sarah: “It’s giving ‘this is fine’ meme vibes. People relate more to a pizza than to their abs.” 🔥So there you have it, folks! The age of the “ultra-attractive fitness influencer” might be cooling down. Soon, it’ll be the era of the “relatable potato” influencer. Get ready for those glow-up TikToks to be replaced with “how to eat chips while pretending to work out” tutorials. 💪🍟 🔮✨Hot Take: In 2025, we’ll see a rise of influencers who post pics of themselves in sweatpants *while* eating cake straight from the pan! #Based #FitButCringe