🚪💰BREAKING: DoorDash is about to take your food deliveries GLOBAL! 🌍🚀 $2.9 billion deep into the pockets of Deliveroo, and ya boi Tony Xu is acting like he just unlocked a new level in a video game! 🎮😤 “Honestly, M&A is like my ex. Mostly littered with failure, but sometimes you find a gem!” - *imaginary quote from Tony* 💔✌️ But – hold on to your Chicken McNuggets 🥡🍗 – while Tony's flexing those acquisition muscles like a gym bro on steroids, the bar is high! Like, we’re talking “You can’t even see it, cap” high! 😱🏋️‍♂️ Meanwhile, the internet is like 🤡 "Stonks!" 📈💀 and “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 while they continue to debate if DoorDash will dethrone every other food delivery service or if it's just more cringe than sliding into DMs at 3 AM. Ugh, no one asked for that! 😂🙅‍♂️ **🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, DoorDash will merge with your favorite local restaurant to create the Uber of Food! #UberChef coming in hot! Your delivery will show up in a self-driving robot chef and it’ll be like, "Here’s your pizza, bro!" 🍕🤖💥** Share this if you think the food delivery world just became a reality TV show! 📺🍔🤣