🤑🚀 *ETH-ertainly Not Dying*: *Also, Here’s Tom Lee’s Slick Response* 🤡💀 Breaking news, fam! 📰 According to Bitmine chairman and prime meme dealer Tom Lee, he’s got **ZERO doubts** that Ethereum is going to crumble like stale bread in a funding crisis! 🥖💸 That's right, folks! This man looked fear straight in the eye and said, “Nah, fam, we’re good.” 💯😎 Recently, some dude named Trent Van Epps spooked the crypto markets with his “funding crisis in 3 to 9 months” drama. Cue the *This Is Fine* dog meme! 🐶🔥 But not on Tom's watch! He’s got the *Stonks* meme going and you know the vibes! 💰💼 *Tom Lee’s leak*: “I don’t even know what a funding crisis is. This is ETH, my dude! Hit that upgrade button like it’s a Monday morning espresso.” ☕️⚡️ 🔮 So what’s next? Ethereum’s gonna pull a galaxy brain move and get funded by selling ETH-branded NFTs of Tom Lee holding a "Funding Secured" sign! 😂🚀 No cap, the whole crypto world will be like: *Drake pointing* to those NFTs. Get ready, *cringe* crypto peeps! This is about to get wilder than your cousin at Thanksgiving! 🍗💥 #ETHonHustle 🔥💯