🚨👀BREAKING: Tokyo Electron caught stealing TSMC’s homework! 🍎📚 “I swear I thought it was in the public domain!” – Tokyo Electron Developers (probably). So here’s the deal: 🍜 Tokyo Electron stumbles into controversy faster than you can say “fraud.” 😱 They allegedly decided to pilfer some sweet, sweet TSMC IP like it’s Black Friday at the local microchip store. I mean, who said the semiconductor game was boring? 💀🔥 Meanwhile, TSMC is sitting on a throne made of cash 💰 while Tokyo Electron looks like that dog in the burning house saying “This is fine.” 😬💔 Those poor orders are getting canceled faster than me after my last five Tinder dates – *COUGH* no cap. With Chinese demand dropping like it’s hot 🔥, and Tokyo Electron’s reputation looking more washed than a 2-week-old meme, it’s a bad time to be a chipmaker! The drama is juicier than a reality TV show! 🥵🤯 Prediction time: Tokyo Electron gonna end up as a meme lord, leading the next “How NOT to steal tech” TikTok! 🤡💥 #Stonks #ChipCatastrophe. Buckle up, fam! 🚀