🚨🎊 SOMEONE CALL THE WORDLE POLICE! 🎊🚨 It’s October 19, and you know what that means—another chance to humiliate yourself in front of your 12 followers on Twitter, trying to guess today's Wordle like a broke college student at a spelling bee. 💀🔡 Listen up, fam! Today’s Wordle is #1583, and if you're in a vowel mood, boy do I have some juicy tips for you. 🤓🗣️ Get ready to flex your grid-game because here’s where the big brain vibes kick in. This puzzle is like your ex: it just keeps throwing out vowels, and you can’t help but emotionally invest. 🎭❤️ 👀💥 Potential convo between a dev and a user over at NYT: **User**: “Dude, what’s today’s Wordle?!” **Dev**: “Bro, I’m too busy watching stock prices on my stonk app.” **User**: “Wait, is that cringe?” **Dev**: “Only if you’re still using ‘apple’ as a starter word.” 🔥😆 Be sure to check out other classics, like the Mini Crossword or Connections. Because if you’ve got time to kill while avoiding your responsibilities, you might as well flex those intellectual muscles, right? 💪📚 🔥💥 And here’s my wild take: In 2024, Wordle will be the official Olympic sport. 💰 Get hype, or get left behind! 💯 #WordleOlympics.