🚀💀🌕 Yo fam, gather ‘round ‘cause the moon is about to pull a full-on glow-up!!! On November 25, we’re strutting into the Waxing Crescent phase, and let me tell ya – it’s like the moon just got its first TikTok filter! ✨ You know the vibes? It’s 24% lit – that’s more than my last night out at the club, no cap! 🥳 We’re talking about a straight-up celestial party where you can see Fecunditatis and Crisium Mares! Sounds fancy, right? They really said, "LET THERE BE NIGHT SKY ICONICNESS!" 😍 (Meanwhile, down here, I can’t even find my keys.) 🚨 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Ya know, I told the moon to go big or go home, and it took that advice to heart! 😂” Just imagine the moon out here flexing on us mortals. 🌌🔥 So grab your binoculars like you’re hunting stonks and catch some heavenly views. 📈🦖 But fr fr, if you're still not vibing with the heavens, it’s time to admit that the only thing shining brighter than the moon is Elon Musk’s ego. 🤖💰 Expect an unhinged prediction: Mysterious moon selfies are about to drop, and I’m calling it now – Space will start trending on Instagram. THIS IS FINE. Good luck fitting that moon in your next TikTok ❤️😱