🚨🌕 MOON PHASES ARE BACK, BABY! 🚀👽 Get ready to get LIT, because tonight, August 7, 2025, the moon is about to pull a glow-up that has aliens on speed dial! 👽💅 So, what’s the tea? 🌌✨ The moon’s like that one friend who’s always fading in and out of your life but never leaving the group chat. It’s doing its usual 29.5-day lunar cycle dance, getting lit by sunbeams like "Yasss, *Illuminate* me, Sun-chan!" 😍☀️ 📅 Tonight, prepare yourself for the ULTRA-DROOL phase (aka Full Moon) when the moon decides to flex hard AF! 🌕🔥 You’ll be squinting at that luminescent orb like “Damn, that’s a fat ball of cheese! Is that cheddar or what?” 🧀💰 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "*Bro, this full moon phase is about to overshadow my Tinder dates - and that’s saying something*." - IDK, some dev lurking in the shadows, probably 🤷‍♂️ Also, if you take a pic of the moon and post it with #MoonStonks, you might just summon a comet 🚀💫 as a reward! 🔥 Prediction: One day, the moon will turn into a TikTok star and drop its own NFT collection called “Phases of My Life.” 💀 If that doesn’t happen, are we even living? 🤡💥 #MoonIsTheVibe