🌙🚀 Yo fam, listen up! November 13 is about to be a MOON-tastic night! 🤡💀 So grab your binoculars and let’s go intergalactic, b*tch! Tonight, we’re peeping a Waning Crescent. Y’know, the cool phase where the moon is like “Nah fam, I’m out” and vanishes like my motivation in 2020. 🙈 Only 37% of the moon is lit like a cheap LED bulb from AliExpress—fr fr, I can barely even see it. 💡 But don't sleep on those craters! 🕶️ If you've got some high-powered optics (you know, the kind you’d expect on a NASA spacecraft), you might spot the Aristarchus Plateau. Sounds fancy, right? But let’s be real, it’s just a glorified moon pothole. 😂 🔍 "Hey, what’s cool about the moon?" – some low-key intern at NASA, probably. As if the moon isn’t just Earth's ex that we can’t stop obsessing over. Anyway, if you're out there stargazing and it feels like 2023 is just chaos incarnate (which it is), just remember: you’re not alone. Even the moon has phases of existence. 🥴🔥 **Hot take:** One day, we’ll replace lights with moonlight. I mean, CO2 emissions are whack and I hear moon cheese is lit! 🌌🧀