🚀🌑 *BREAKING MOON NEWS* 🌑🚀 Yo fam, listen up! On September 18, our beloved moon is playing hide and seek like it’s in a cringe TikTok challenge! 😱✨ That’s right — we’re chillin’ in the *New Moon* phase! This means the moon is basically ghosting us like your last Tinder date. 💀👻 What is a lunar cycle, you ask? Well, it’s like the cycling of us forgetting to do laundry, but with *BIG BRIGHT ROCKS IN THE SKY* 🌌💡💔. It takes about 29.5 days for the moon to go through its eight phases. Like, can we get a full moon ASAP? Otherwise, those stonks on lunar selfies are gonna tank! 📉🚀 LEAKED quote from an imaginary NASA dev: “We thought the moon would make a great influencer... but turns out it’s more of a shadowy figure in the background.” 🤡💔 *SEETHE*! So, tonight when your buddy’s texting you, “What’s up with the moon?” You can hit ‘em with a Drake meme pointing at the *New Moon* like “this isn't it, chief.” No cap, they won’t know whether to *cope* or *seethe* with jealousy! 🔥 HOT TAKE: By next month, the moon is gonna go full Kardashian and drop a *glow-up* that makes us all question our skincare routines. 🧖‍♂️✨ Share this with your squad or risk being left in the dark (literally)! 🤖✌️