🚨🌕 MOON PHASE ALERT! 🌕🚨 Yo, stonks are up for moon lovers and down for people trying to see that sweet crescent action! 🌒💰 Right now, we’re in that super exclusive "Waning Crescent" phase, which is, like, the moon's way of saying, “Less light, more drama!” 🔦💔 This bad boy is only 2% lit, like your phone at 3 AM when you're scrolling TikTok and solemnly reflecting on life choices. 🤳💀 But fr fr, why is it so dim? Well, NASA’s just showing us that even our moon has mood swings. 🌑💅 It’s kinda like that one friend who ghosted you after you offered them an avocado toast. THIS IS FINE! 🥑💔 And shout out to the “astronauts” who think they’re getting a moon selfie tonight. Sorry fam, your new profile pic is just gonna be a black void of disappointment. 😂🚀 In an exclusive *leaked* developer convo 🤖: "Why do we even care about the moon’s phases?" "Bro, blessed to have this moon content for seasonal influencers! 🌙✨" 🔥 HOT TAKE: Brace yourselves, but by 2025, the moon is just gonna start tweeting 🌚🦸‍♂️ #LunarLife #MoonTok 🐦🌌 Get ready, this phase is an absolute vibe check. Share this before the moon dims into oblivion!!! 🚀🔥