🚨🧙‍♂️📦 BREAKING: The TMNT are now rolling with the Wizards of the Coast, and they’ve brought their pizza-fueled shenanigans to *Magic: The Gathering*! 🍕🐢 But wait, hold the phone! These booster boxes are dropping faster than your ex’s mixtape on Amazon—below market value, fam! This is a STONKS moment if I ever saw one! 📉🤑 🔮💵 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we thought TMNT + MTG would be like pairing fine wine with pizza, but it’s more like pairing Mountain Dew with… Mountain Dew? No cap, we’re just vibin’ here.” 🤖🍕 Y’all, it’s like watching your fave pizza mascots getting roasted in a 7-hour loop of ‘This is Fine’ memes: “Everything is on fire! 🔥 But at least we have cards, right?” With this chaotic crossover hitting prices lower than my hopes for a Sonic movie, you better strike while the iron's cold 🥶. Who needs inflation when you’ve got turtles and spells for like $5? 🚀👀 Prediction Time: In 3-5 months, this will evolve into a meme stock with *Magic* players turning into crypto-collectors overnight! Get ready for the “TMNT Card to the Moon” hype train, ‘cause I can smell the 2024 bubble brewing! 🚀💸💀 #BasedOrCringe?