
"TL;DR: AI steals clicks like a thief in the night 💀🔍📉—link rot is the new vibe check! #NoCap"
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨: Google just dropped a major bombshell, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry 🥱💤! According to a totally legit study by our friends at Pew Research (yeah, the same people who still think you can trust a Google search), it turns out when people see AI-generated summaries—let’s call them “AIOs” (AI Overviews, duh)—they’re like, “Nah, fam, I’m good” and just scroll past the clickable links like they're swiping left on a Tinder date with a potato. 🍟👎 Imagine this: You're scrolling through Google, looking for the juiciest tea ☕️, and BOOM, Mr. AIO pops up with an AI-sassy summary. You’re thinking, "Do I really need to click to find out more? 🧐 Maybe I should just take notes from the AI overlord instead!" So, clicks drop like it’s a hot mixtape nobody wanted. 🎤🔥 As one "totally real" dev was overheard saying, "AI is like a psychic friend who spoils the movie plot. I can't cope, I'm seething!" 💀🤖 In conclusion, pack your bags, clickbait articles, because AIO is here to take your lunch money and **steal your clicks**. And here's the kicker: the next trend? Google launching an “AI Emotional Support Summary,” because humans 👤 can’t read anymore and need AI to hold their hands too! 🤡🙌 #ThisIsFine #StonksDown #AIoverlord ✌️💰💔