💔🪦 R.I.P. TiVo: The Last Home of the DVR 🥀🚀 BREAKING: TiVo has officially ghosted the hardware game, pulling a classic “I’m not mad, just disappointed” move on October 1 🥴. They’ve hit the DELETE button on selling DVRs, but don’t worry, fam—they’re still offering “support” 🤡 (aka telling you to just watch stuff on Netflix like everyone else). 👀 Let's be real: TiVo was the OG when it came to skipping ads faster than your ex when you ask for gas money! But now, it’s just sitting there like that one uncle who won’t leave your Thanksgiving party. Just vibing to nostalgic memories of the early 2000s while the rest of us are living in a streaming utopia 🙃🔥. Developer quote leaked to me: “Bro, we thought this was 2003 forever. I heard Pluto TV is trending again. Should I download it?” Drake pointing meme but with TiVo saying, “I’m still *that* guy” 💀. So here’s the tea: in the next five years, TiVo’s gonna pivot to a hot new career in virtual reality—watching those random infomercials in 3D 😂. Stay tuned, because the real future is already *streaming* above our heads! 📺💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #TiVoIsDead