🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF SWIPES AND CRINGES 🚨 - Tinder is throwing down the gauntlet in California with its new mandatory face checks! 😱💀 I know, right? They’ve officially entered the “Identity Verification Olympics” 🥇🏆—because who knew swiping right was the new Fort Knox? 😂 So here’s the tea ☕️: Users are now required to film themselves doing a cringy video selfie to prove they’re not some catfish (unless you're into that, no cap). 🎣 🙈 Tinder’s Face Check feature is basically like “Hey, we need to ensure your 10/10 looks aren’t being catfished by a potato 🥔,” 'cause scammers have no chill! But wait—there’s more! After you pass the face test, you get a shiny new badge! 🥇 Like Tinder's version of a participation trophy. “Yoel Roth, Tinder’s head of trust and safety, was heard saying, “If people wanted real connections, they’d just go outside. Ain't nobody got time for losers!” 🤖💔 So hold onto your swiping fingers, fam, because Tinder just went full cyber-safety mode 🛡️. The next step? Maybe a lie detector test before that first date 😱😂. In 2025, I predict Tinder will require users to jump through an obstacle course and recite the “Numa Numa” song before they can swipe. Stonks? More like dumpster fire! 🔥🔥🔥