🔥🚀 Buckle up, lovebirds! Tinder just dropped a face-checking feature like it's the 5th element of relationship survival! 💔🤖 No cap, they're trying to save us from swiping right on a rogue AI programmed by your mom’s ex-boyfriend. 👫💀 Listen up, fam! This "mandatory facial verification" is Tinder’s way of saying, "I’m not about to let you get scammed out of your whole wallet while your grandma proudly ships you off to your *internet boyfriend* 🤑💔." It’s like the digital bouncer saying, “yo, if you look too much like a 4-year-old pic of yourself, you ain’t getting in!” 🕶👮‍♂️ In a leaked convo, a Tinder dev was overheard saying: “Honestly, it’s either this or we start giving training courses on scam dodging. I mean, how hard is it to read the signs?!” 🧐🤡💻 But let me hit you with the real tea ☕️: next they’ll make you submit a selfie while doing the moonwalk and reciting Shakespeare. What’s next, a TikTok dance-off for swipes? 😂 Drake pointing "Yes!" to that idea! So, let’s toast to love in the age of bots! 🥂💖 Get ready for the romance rollercoaster--I’m calling it now: next week, Tinder will allow only couples who can recite the *entire* “Hey Arnold!” theme song to match. This is fine. 🤪🔥