**🥵🚨 DEEPFAKE ALERT: Tinder Goes FULL BLOWN BLACK MIRROR! 🚨🥵** So, picture this: you’re chilling, swiping right on those Bezos-tier profiles, and BOOM! 💥 TINDER just dropped a mandatory facial recognition check in the U.S., because why not add a sprinkle of *Orwellian dystopia* to your love life? 😂💀 Now new users in California are required to do a little dance called the "Face Check" 💃🕺. Yup, it’s selfie time! 📸✨ They’ll be taking a video of your face to confirm you’re not a bot 🤖 or a lizard person 🦎 (lookin' at you, Steve from accounting). Tinder is basically saying, "No cap, if your face is not on point, you can’t swipe on *this* vibe!" 😩🚫 Leaked developer quote from Tinder HQ: “We figured why not turn dating into a weird version of Black Mirror?! The stonks are going *up*!” 💰📈 Meanwhile, users are all like, “This is fine,” while staring into their phone screens 🔥💔. And ya know what? I'm calling it! 💥 In 2025, we won’t just be swiping right or left; we’ll have to upload holographic performances of *Romeo and Juliet* to verify we’re not catfish! 🎭👁️🔥 Get ready to do Shakespeare for love, fam! #TinderSaga2025