🔥💀 HOLD ON TO YOUR SUSPENDERS, FOLKS! Timex just pulled a Jurassic Park and resurrected its first LCD watch 🎉💾, and I'm not saying it's a time machine, but are we about to time travel back to 1975? Just imagine your dad rocking this at the disco while you beg for TikTok clout — cringe, right? 🤡 Get ready to set your vibe to “minimalist” because the Timex SSQ Digital Reissue is OUT HERE serving retro realness but with only *slightly* less functionality than a rock. 🪨💔 It's got “modern electronics” (basically means it won't die after 5 minutes), all encased in recycled stainless steel like that avocado toast your hipster friend keeps posting on Insta. #SustainableWristwear 🥑⏳ This watch has one job: tell you the time... IF YOU PRESS THE BUTTON. 🤦‍♂️ Talk about a cosmic level of laziness! "Leaked developer quote: 'Yeah, we’re just making older tech cool again. This is fine.'” 💀💸 But hear me out: within 5 years, every influencer will have their wrists lined with these bad boys, and resale prices will be through the roof, stonks 🤑📈. Mark my words, it'll be the new must-have item along with Crocs and fidget spinners. 🚀💥 #Timex2028 So, get your wallets ready!!! 💰💀 #FutureMemeMaterial