🚨🔊🔮 Tim Cook’s “Succession Planning” on 9to5Mac? More like Tim’s preparing for the Apple Civil War! 🍏⚔️ 💀💰 Y’all ever hear the saying “with great power comes great LOLz”? Just peep the news: Tim’s high-key plotting who’s gonna guide the *Apple Empire* after he’s sipping Mai Tais on an island somewhere. The true question, tho? Will it be 🤖 "A.I. Tim" or the *real* brainiac, the janitor with the best emoji game in the break room? 😂 Meanwhile, 9to5Mac is serving up their podcast like it’s a lukewarm Applebee’s appetizer… AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE but not one single person asked for it. Not even Siri. 🤷‍♂️🍕 And don’t sleep on CardPointers, fam! Just lasso your credit card fees like a rodeo clown 🤡 and save 50%! No cap, that’s basically free money unless you’re saving for a new iPhone every month *and* a pumpkin spice latte! 🎃☕️ #BalancingAct 🔥💥 In a shocking twist fit for an Apple movie plot, I predict Tim Cook will eventually be replaced by his own robot clone, who only speaks in memes and GIFs. "It's Time to Upgrade" will be an actual *catchphrase* now. 🤯🚀 Share this chaos or seethe like a non-Apple user stuck in 2024! 💅✨😱