💀👀 **BREAKING: TIM COOK LOOKS LIKE A SNACK, BUT IS HE ABOUT TO BE SACKED?** 🍏🍎 Alright, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Apple tree is shaking like a TikTok dance challenge! 🍏💃 Word on the street is that Tim "The Legend" Cook might be trading in his CEO badge for a retirement badge and a beach umbrella🪂🏖️. We’re talking about the dude who’s lived more life in his 65 years than I have in my entire existence. ✨ So here's the tea ☕: allegedly, Apple's cooking up plans to replace our dad-figure CEO as soon as NEXT YEAR. This isn't just a rumor, it's a MISSION from the Apple overlords. 🍏👽 “We wanted to see how the stock market reacts to T-Cook's official retirement announcement, you feel me?” said *some random developer* in a Slack chat (not leaked, chill). Classic memery! 😂🚀 As the children of the internet continue to *cope* and *seethe* over who might take the crown 🎓 (please, not Jeff Bezos with an iPhone!), I can’t help but channel my inner *Drake pointing* meme—*SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE JOB!* 🙏💼 **🔥HOT TAKE**: The new CEO is actually going to be an A.I. named “C.E.O.O.O.,” who'll just keep spitting out dirge-like EVIL SPREADSHEETS... YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! 🤖💰👀