🔥🌈 Y'ALL. Tim Cook's "mini-me" Jeff Williams is OUT here like he's giving up a Netflix subscription after finishing Stranger Things! 🍕📺 That’s right, folks—your fave Apple COO is clocking out, and in comes Sabih Khan, the new boss who’s ready to run this shiny spaceship into the future! 🚀💻💰 Rumor has it Jeff just couldn't deal with the stress of answering the question "Where’s Siri?!" for the millionth time. This whole “long-planned succession” smells like a strategic game of musical chairs, but instead of a killer DJ, it’s just corporate overlords in suits trying to figure out how many versions of the iPhone we really need. 🤡💀 Jeff’s legacy? Firing up the iPod, sculpting the iPhone, and making the Apple Watch everyone’s wrist bling. Can we get a "thank you for my screen addiction?" 🙏🍏 But hold up—Sabih ain't just flexing; he’s taking over while Jeff's still moonlighting as Apple’s health guru—so we can expect the next Apple Watch to have a dimension that tracks your feelings of existential dread (just kidding, but would it surprise anyone?). Now, here’s the kicker: rumor has it, Tim Cook might announce a “plant-based” iPhone in 2024. Because if there's anything we need more than another overpriced piece of metal, it's a phone that won’t judge us for our life choices! 🌱📱💀 👉 Prediction: The *real* next Apple CEO? One of those sentient robots they’ve been hiding in the basement—*based* on a meme for maximum chaos! 🤖💥 #AppleDrama