🚨👀**BREAKING NEWS: TIM COOK IS OLD, Y'ALL!**🤯🎉 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round! Rumor has it that Tim Cook is nearing the big 6-5! 🎂💀 And now the tech world is going absolutely bonkers trying to figure out who will wear the crown after this Apple overlord hangs up his turtleneck! 🍏👔 🔥**HOT TAKE: IT’S ABOUT TIME WE GOT SOME FRESH APPLE SQUEEZE!**🔥 Is it just me or does Tim look like he’s been downloading the “Old Man Firmware” for years? 🤖💾 But don’t sleep on this, homies! 👀💤 Ain’t nobody wanna see Apple fall into chaos like a bad startup meme. 🥴💸 Leaked convo from an “insider”: 👤 "Hey, who’s gonna replace Tim?" 👤 "Honestly? The 'Genius Bar' seems more genius than ever. Just hire a robot!" 🤖💼 👤 "True, but have you seen their soldering skills? They can barely fix my iPhone screen!" 📱🔧 Candidates on the list? You know it’s just a bunch of *interns* sending “How to run a Fortune 500” PDFs to HR! 🤡 So here’s the tea ☕️: if Apple doesn’t step up its game soon, they might just *accidentally* launch the iPhone 17 with 4GB RAM and a potato camera. 😂🍟 **Prediction:** 🤓 In 5 years, Apple will merge with Tesla, and we’ll all be driving around in **Apple Cars** powered by the *latest iOS* update. 🍏🚗💥 Share this wild ride before it turns into a cringe TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 #TechM