Tim Cook & Trump flexing a $100B collab π€π°: When tech bros meet politics, whoβs the real winner? π€π₯
π¨π BREAKING: Tim Cook collabs with Donald Trump to DROP a $100 BILLION investment at the White House! π°πΈ I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, huh? This is like if Drake and Lil Yachty teamed up for the ultimate album! π€π Apple's officially saying "Siri, set my commitment to U.S. manufacturing to MAXIMUM!" ππ Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to manufacture my enthusiasm while upgrading my iPhone every year like a mindless drone! π€π₯ "But wait," you might ask, "is this deal fire or just a poorly timed 'this is fine' meme?" π₯π€‘ Well, analysts are spitting stonks like it's a TikTok dance challenge. One random developer said, "I don't even code anymore; I just smoke while Tim invests!" π¨π± This announcement REEKS of cringey political theater. Like, Tim, bro, you pulling a power move or just flexing that Apple budget? ππ The Oval Office ain't a tech conference, fam. π΄ββ οΈπ₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, every American will have a personal Siri sidekick leveling up their emotional support gameβwhat could go wrong? π€―π ***SHARE if you feel the chaos!*** π²π₯