🔥🚨 BREAKING: Tim Cook is pulling up to the Apple Ginza store re-opening like he’s about to drop the next iPhone flex! 🍏✨💥 No cap, the dude even met Pikachu. LIKE WHO DOES THAT?! 😂💀 Picture this: Timmy is standing there looking all sleek, while we’re over here still trying to figure out where we put our last-gen iPhone. 🤖🐉 You just KNOW he’s flexing on us like Drake pointing at our sad Androids! "Honestly, Japan is a gamer’s paradise!"—Tim Cook, probably after downing 500 cans of Bang Energy. Can his career get any more based? 💯💰 This man is out here dropping hot takes and Pokémon collabs while I'm just trying to tame my social anxiety and figure out if I should buy the new MacBook or eat for the month. 🍔😱 And the new store design? 💅🥴 More like “let’s make sure people know we actually DO something other than taking away chargers!" This is fine, right? *insert meme gif here* 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: The next Apple product will be a “Pikachu Edition” iPhone that charges when you play Pokémon GO. 🤯💸 You heard it here first, the stock market is REKT, and we’re all just cringe-lords looking for that sweet, sweet tech dopamine. Stonks? More like SINKS! 🚀📉 Y’all better share this chaos, or I’ll release the Memelord upon you! 🤡🔥