🚨🍏 BREAKING: TIM COOK MIGHT BE OUT HERE LIKE “I’M DONE, PEACE ✌️”!!! 🍏🚨 So, rumor has it that Tim Cook’s retirement convo is the ultimate “trial balloon” – you know, like when you let a fart slip in a meeting to see who notices? 😳💨 M.G. Siegler from Spyglass dropped this bombshell, and honestly, it's giving big “Drake pointing” vibes—like, please DO retire, Tim! You’ve given us 11 straight years of “This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥” while charging $999 for a toaster! The dude is hitting 65, and it sounds like the Apple overlords are buzzing about a retirement drop after those Q1 earnings shakeups. Imagine the stonks 📈 if Tim just ghosted the office like “I’m OUT, enjoy the VR vibes fam!” 🤖 “Tim was like, ‘I might wanna leave while I still have my sanity,’” a *leaked conversation* from a disgruntled Apple intern revealed. If he pulls this off, we’ll just have to call it the highest-level finesse 😤💰. Here’s my unhinged prediction: Tim’s gonna retire and *launch* the ultimate Apple product – an iToaster that only toasts in shades of “infinite profit margin!” 🚀💀 Fr fr, the chaos will be legendary. Get your popcorn 🍿 ready, folks!